“That’s so Raven” Raven Symone tries to interpret Afro-chic. Or something. Whoops  she apparently forgot her trousers too.

Ah, the quirks of high fashion. This is Madonna in her Louis Vuitton muppet dress that she wore to a GUCCI event. Okay, firstly it’s not really appropriate wearing a competitor’s label to another’s event. And secondly… let’s just say some frocks that debut on the runway (or on Oscar the Grouch) are better left there.

We seriously long for the day where Amy Winehouse wakes up, looks in the mirror and say: “What the heck am I thinking?”. This chick should fix her hair, make up and clothes at least as often as she checks into rehab. Saying “No, no, no” all the time won’t help.

Swans everywhere hung their heads in shame when eccentric singer Bjork decided to wear one of their own as a cocktail dress.

Who can ever forget Dennis Rodman’s antics? Well we can’t and now you know why. Next!

Oh Jessica. You knew it was oh so wrong when you picked up the soccer mom jeans. But you couldn’t help yourself.

Mary Kate Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, are hardcore fashion devotees and must have whole apartments devoted to wardrobe storage. But we think MK borrowed somebody else’s dress here. And that somebody is 14 sizes larger than she is.

Okay, don’t get us wrong. By no means we’re hating on Jennifer Hudson. Girl is sweet and talented. But this dress by Oscar de la Renta which she wore to the 2007 Oscars is clearly selected by some alien who longs to go back to his planet. J-Hud’s ugly silver phyton bolero is indeed distracting, and if you wanna know who forced her into this getup, well… he’s on our list too. Prepare yourself as we present the man who represents Vogue magazine… Andre Leon Talley.

Blue PVC, velour pants and matching bedroom slippers. Just what you want to wear in the front row of a runway show. Reminds us of Cookie Monster turned flasher. Next!

Meanwhile Sandra Oh, of Grey’s Anatomy, was in for this bow-wow look.

While we sorta like the Korean-inspired dress, we do have a problem with the bow. No good, Sandra. Next!

We love Mariah Carey. Love HER we say.

Rose McGowan in a chain metal dress but forgot to put on the actual dress.

Renee Zellweger looks like she just rolled out of bed. And whatever happened to satin lining… or black bras?

So embarrassing when you come back from the ladies room strutting your stuff, oblivious to the toilet paper stuck to your behind. Looks like Rihanna got the seat cover caught too.

Okay, a multiple choice problem now for you: Paula Abdul wants to be:

1. An equestrian enthusiast
2. A marching band leader
3. A 5-star general of her imaginary army of fans

Stop the presses: “Pamela Anderson Covers Up Her Chest in Public”. Uh wait a minute…

Our girl Beyonce is always prim and proper. But this time, we hate her single glove. It’s tacky, it’s Michael Jackson-ish and does it really deserve a pose on the red carpet? We don’t think so. Next!

Strong enough for a man… not strong enough for a hot sweaty mess aka Fantasia Barrino.

Okay, we love Katie Holmes. But we don’t really get what she’s trying for here. Does she want to be a red-carpet virgin or does she want to go wild?

We’re not hating Sarah Jessica Parker nor Lindsay Lohan nor that too pale socialite girl here, but we’re cursing the designer: Giambattista Valli for lending this supposedly great dress to 3 different high profile people to high profile events. Well, LiLo wore it for a video shoot, but still! This is a disgrace to the fashion world and although we don’t really hate it, we feel that this dress deserve to be on our list.

Katy Perry might love to kiss girls, but it’s obvious that she loves Christmas more. And in her case, we have to say that we agree with the song… Too Much Love Will Kill You, as Katy Perry committed fashion suicide onstage.

And last but not least, Ms. Imogen Heap and her spectacular getup that she wore to the Grammys. She claimed this monstrosity was designed by one of her fans. See, that’s why you get fans only to adore you. Not to dress you.

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We’ve seen David and Victoria Beckham’s Emporio Armani ads above.  Apparently we’re not the only ones mesmerized by their sexiness.  Some people even tried to pose as sexy as the Beckhams  Here’s the work of 70-year-old British magician, Paul Daniels, who posed with his wife in Closer magazine, in a parody of Posh and Becks’ high profile Emporio Armani ad.

The mock ad is Daniels’ humorous retort to British tabloids who attempted to embarrass his wife, Debbie, by publishing unflattering photos of them on a beach vacation.  We say, creative!

Another spoof attempted by another British comic, James Corden, who chose to imitate David Beckham’s pose.

LOL @ the spoofs!

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